The Armageddon of erect penises for the #SAFYSEX campaign
by Yari Fiocca
Photo by Tom Lemke
If you think you’re the Great Gatsby of sexual intercourse, Your Majesty in the sack, the authentic Love Driller:
- a) you’ve got a hypertrophic self-esteem, b) you suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect, c) you’re simply a dumbass.
Nota Bene: if you’re not an a, b or c it means you represent that small percentage of those overskilled in the field and, in that case, we can be friends! Just kidding!
I brutally think that we all should reconsider our limited sex education and start afresh from the very ABC to hard practice. Sex is a self-study discipline – theory, at least- contrary, practice is well supported by those inspiring, always–deleted-from-the-browsing-history websites but, the good upshot or the disaster is up to you. If you have skipped the introductory chapters of any Essentials of an Intimate Relationship where anatomic details are provided- you surely went in for less-boring-more-practical readings like How to ejaculate more and shoot further or How to top like a stud, I suppose!- I do hope you’ve paid attention to that insightful section that explains the cons of an uncontrolled sexual behaviour. Please realise that we’ve been living Love in the time of HIV/AIDS, undoubtedly less romantic than Gabo’s in the time of cholera.
Porn performer Colby Keller and guest ‘Easy Rider’ entertaining themselves safely.
Photo by Matt Lambert
The Artist for Safe Sex campaign by Schirner and Zang Foundation provides a synoptic view of one of the main norms of good sexual habits for the preservation of health – the use of condom!- by using an impressive visual. Consider: 1) twenty-four distinguished photographers, 2) a bunch of erect penises ranging from midsize handguns to ohmigod bazookas, 3) helping hands and 4) a commendable goal. Sexually transmitted diseases are not a franchise of whorehounds, gigolos, brokeback lads or male roués in general, those are about people so, unless you’re Steel Jig, you could be the perfect candidate to contract them. Get it through your thick skull!
Enjoy your safety first. Use condom and good sense.
For further information about the campaign and to see all the NSFW images visit www.safy-sex.de
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